"Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town!
Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas!
Dead Men Tell No Tales - So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now!
Avast! Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed!
“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” - The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly
“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” - Some Genius On Twitter
As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones)
Positively Final Voyage! All Aboard!"
★★★★ "Boy can he sell a story… a compelling, evocative account of his south London roots" Evening Standard
Age Guidance
14+
